infinityfox

Anybody heard of it? Apparently it's pretty underground, and I can't find it anywhere. Which is pretty surprising, because I can usually find anything online. So if any of you know where to get it, or have heard of it, or what not, I would love to know! Please hit me up if you find it, it's apparently pretty fucking hilarious!

I finally, finally, FINALLY got a new icon. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, YO. *puffs chest* Thanks a million to funkicarus


OMFG it's perfect, yah?!

" 'With nothing but this wretched story to enact, it's no wonder so many of you spend your lives stoned on drugs or booze or television. It's no wonder so many of you go mad or become suicidal"
"True. But is there another one?"
"Another what?"
"Another story to be in."
"Yes, there is another story to be in, but the Takers are doing their level best to destroy that along with everything else' "

- "Ishmael", Daniel Quinn

Someone needs to make techno of this. Immediately.

And now, we shall see what the people of this nation really believe in.

Just a quick little update to let you all know that I have survived the great pulling of the toofs. They sit here in a little cup of bleach, turning whiter than they were in my head upon my desk. Still pretty doped up from the nitrous yesterday and the vicodin today. But other than that, I am still alive and kicking.

=)

I was just thinking about my total lack of ability to create anything, and also about the fact that I have used this same LJ userpic for like years and years and years and years, and was wondering if anyone out there maybe would be willing to make a new one for me? :B I only ask that it has a foxeh in it. Any takers?

- oh yeah, and later today I will be going in for to get my toofs 'extracted'. Why does that word have to look so much like 'excavated'? :'(

So I went to the dentist a few days ago, for the first time in like, seven years. Apparently, I havn't been taking very good care of my toofers. >.< Have to go get two teeth pulled next Wednesday, and boy oh BOY am I excited about that.

Eh-heh. At least I found a dentist that will use nitrous oxide to knock me the fuck out. Y'all know I'm a wuss. ;_;

Okay, so here is the challenge: Type as long of a sentence as you possibly can, that is coherent, and makes sense, using ONLY words that begin with one letter. For example, if you were to choose the letter 'H', this would be a good sentence: "Hefty heifers have healthy hay half hourly." Remember, you can't use little words like 'a' or 'the' unless the letter that it starts with is the one you chose!

I tag:

Mire_ilra
Carlemot20
spiritsoldier
gogoicarus
tibolf

Let's see your phonetic prowess people!

Oh! Yeah, if anyone else reading this wants to try, give it a whirl!

Alcohol is evil.

More later.

I. The Basics

1. Where do you live? Country, state, province, prefecture, city, whatever.
Portland, OR. And all of you are fools for not moving here. o.o

2. Dormitory, old Victorian town house, pup tent, or high-rise? What kind of structure are you living in?
Well, that would be townhouse. Victorian? No. But kick-ass none-the-less.

3. How long have you been there? Why did you move in?
In May of 2007. And to be living with my boyfriend, in more than 249 square feet, cuz that just ain't enough for two dudes and two pussies.

4. How's the view when you look outside? You know, if you have any windows.
Grr. One half of the place looks at the neighbor's windows, head on, and the other half look at the dumpster. -.-; Suckage.

5. What's your favorite time of year at home? Why?
Autumn! Because I want to, fool.


II. The Company

1. Do you live alone? If not, who are your room-/house-/flat-mates?
Jerry (the mate,) Punky (the senior kit-ton,) and Bug (the new cat, who has to get into literally FUCKING EVERYTHING {but I still love you.})

2. What about pets?
-.-; Pets are people too. See #1.

3. Do you get along with your co-habitant(s)? (If you live alone, do you get along with your neighbors?)
Yeap.

4. Who is your favorite?
Uh, dur. The man. The boyfriend. The one that does the fucking. ^___^

5. Who is your least favorite? Be brutal.
>.> I love them all. But see #1.


III. The Clutter

1. Would you say you live comfortably?
*snickers* Better than YOU.

2. What do you see when you wake up in the morning? When you walk in the front door?
Jerry, or cat ass. And when I walk in, the entertainment center, with the kick ass surround sound, which rattles the windows of my neighbor's across the street. (God, I love that system.)

3. Do you have internet access and/or television at home?
Yes and yes, 5 channels.

4. What object at home do you most despise?
The upstairs neighbor's stoopid puppy. >.<

5. What one addition could your living arrangements use?
Uhm...more DVDs to watch? OH OH! And a kitty playhouse!



IV. The Action

1. Do you host parties? What kinds?
The bitchenist kind. Duh, we're fags.

2. What takes place on a weekend or day off at home?
Me and Jerry hanging out, cuddling. ^_^ We don't get much time during the week.

3. Where are the best places to hide?
My pants.

4. What kind of indoor sports do you play there? Pillowfighting? Stair sledding? Dodge-keys?
Internet funz. And...uh...Stargate! YEAH MTHRFCKR!

5. What is your favorite thing to do at home?
Cuddle w/bf. Durhur.


AND SO ENDS! The epic tagging of Ash. Thanks be to Mire, so gracious is hims. XD

1. give me your spleen? Y/N - Uh, no. I kinda need it. And you suck cocks.

2. let me felch you anytime I wanted to? - Maybe if we still dated, but now, not so much. And you fail for feltching.

3. let me kiss you and do that ackward turn your head away so I'm actually kissing our cheek thing and follow it up with an ackward silence.? - Akward silence? Check. Kiss denial? Check. Next question.

4. watch a movie with me...even Gummo? - I love Gummo. Sure, pick a flick.

5. let me take you out for fast food and still have sex with me? - No. You McDonald's grubbing whore.

6. drive me somewhere/anywhere as long as you it was understood that this wasn't an invite to hang? - I don't have a driver's liscence.

7. take a shit with me? - Nope. I enjoy my private Sudoku time.

8. have a fling with me? - Already did. Ha! You fail again, fucker.

9. listen to me if I called you crying if you were out with all of your friends and put me on speakerphone discreetly and have a giggle? - Of course! Wouldn't you do the same for me? ;>

10. buy me a drink if i didn't have money? - Uh, no. That's YOUR job for when -I- don't have teh monies.

11. take me home for the night and not have your mom wake us up the next morning? - Heh.

12. let me sleep in your bed and not try to slip your paws down my pants while "cuddling"? - Not a chance in hell, fucker.

13. sing karaoke w/ me? even if it was kriss kross? - FUCK YEAH.

14. sit in the planned parenthood office with me because I didn't want to go alone? - Sure. I know how rough abortions can be. *pats you on the back* Poor grrl, you.

15. re-post this for me to laugh at you because you reposted me lame-ass joke survey? - HA! FAIL CUBED!

16. come pick me up at 3am because my 40 year old boyfriend beat me? - Well, honestly, yes. 'Cuz you would do the same for me. Isn't that what friends are for? *gags on his own gay-ness?*

17. Do you think i'm "not your type" or "maybe after a few beers I'd let him"? - "Maybe after a few beers, and after my boyfriend pwns his ass, I'll let him"

18. Do you like my collection of ceramic clowns? - No. You should be castrated.

19. Do you think filk is funny? Do you know this means you're a child molestor? (its true!) - ...

20. throw yourself on my grave whilst wearins a black dress/veil if I died? - Only if you willed me all of your most valued possesions, which I would then turn around and sell for profit on Ebay. :D

21. be an annoying douchebag if I won't dance with you? - Of course! Anytime.

22. sing happy birthday to me in a working class divebar whilst wearing a pink tanktop and cut-off jean shorts? - *snicker* You tailored this question for me, didn't you. ;)

23. take advantage of me if I was drunk? - Hands down. You can still get it up, right?

24. take advantage of me if I was sober? - Uhm, no.

25. strip for me? - See #24.

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto



*un-peels a whole banana and shoves it in his mouth*

Mmm. Yeah, just discovered this song. And -WHAT- a song it is. ^_^

So, the weather in my part of the world recently changed by about 30 degrees. No slow intro into fall, oh no, not for us. It was just 80 and balmy one day, and then the next *BITCHSLAP* and we're sitting pretty at 50. Bleh. As a result, everyone has this cold that just sucks. And of course, working in a call center doesn't help, the whole office gets sick.

Meh. Just bitching because we're short staffed because of it, and I'm irritated. That's all for now. :B

God. I take three days off, and come back to a complete shit-storm. Of course, because I am the supervisor, it all comes back onto me. Well, ya know what? I'm done playing mr nice guy, and mr everybody's friend. I am just going to start writing people up, and that will be the end of it. Tired of the shit rolling down hill. And if it's going to, well then, at least I am a little way up the hill, and not in the shit pile going on below me.

Anyway, enough about my shitty job, I'm sure all of yours are just as shitty. :P

Jerry turned 43 this weekend, and we actually threw our very first party in our new apartment. I'd say about 25 ~ 30 people showed up, most of them his family and friends, but still a few of mine. I got to play hostess! *snicker* We had a great time, and then Sunday we didn't do -jack shit-. Sitting around all day with your loved one is awesome, I must say. Everytime one of us would suggest doing something...not lazy, the other would just shake his head and laugh.

I don't really have too much to say, other than that I am really enjoying summer. Oh yeah! My mom is planning on flying out to see me for my birthday in October, which is awesome, since I have lived here for over four years and she still hasn't come out to see me. But she will be coming out with my sister for a week. (Eeek!) Wonder what that will be like...

Jesus, it's been a while, eh?

But anywho, just wanted to let you all know that everything has been going well. Better than I ever could have thought possible, had you asked me a year ago. My last post was nine weeks ago, and that's just pathetic. What is equally pathetic is that I really don't have anything important to say other than my life is going really really well. Busting my ass at work, and living with Jerry.

Quick update for ya all. And hey, for those of you with Skype? (You know who you are...) hit me up via email and let me know what to do and how to use it, and I will call ya soon.

Caleb